Whimsical Wanderings

Coach in the Wrong Ward

A hilariously heartfelt tale of Frank Girard's misadventure at Huntington Hospital—where he boldly declared “The coach is here!” on the wrong floor… before racing to meet his newborn. A must-read for anyone who’s ever taken a wrong turn on the way to something life-changing.

Wrong Side of the Surfboard

Ever waxed the wrong side of a surfboard before hitting the waves? Frank Girard has—and in this laugh-out-loud episode of Whimsical Wanderings, he takes us back to a fateful day at Club Med in Hawaii, where his dreams of becoming a surfer were nearly wiped out by… physics.
Eager to impress at the singles-filled resort, Frank carefully prepped his board, waxed it to perfection—and then learned, just a few seconds too late, that he’d waxed the bottom instead of the top. The surf instructor’s face said it all. So did the laughter that followed.
🌊 A true travel tale gone sideways😂 Surfing gone wrong—but gloriously so🏖️ Set at a tropical paradise, complete with humility and humor
If you’ve ever made a mistake in front of a crowd and somehow lived to laugh about it, this one’s for you.
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Dopey and the Grand Canyon Plunge

 
What do advertising, the Grand Canyon, and a mule named Dopey have in common? In this hilarious true tale from Whimsical Wanderings, podcast host Frank Girard takes you back to his very first job in radio—at KOY in Phoenix—where an attempt to woo a major national advertiser led to an unforgettable mule ride into the heart of the canyon.
Frank, his fearless boss Gary, and a rep from Eastman Advertising set out for a scenic bonding experience that turned into a nerve-wracking descent down steep cliffs, a near-airborne boss, and a stubborn mule with questionable trail judgment.
🧢 A real Grand Canyon adventure😂 Unexpected corporate bonding at 5,000 feet🐴 A mule named Dopey with a flair for drama
If you've ever wondered how business, bravery, and sheer mule-powered madness collide—this is the episode for you. It’s wild, it’s true, and it’s exactly the kind of story you expect from Whimsical Wanderings.
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Burn the $100 Bill: Frank Faces Fear at the Millionaire Mind Intensive

What kind of event asks you to burn a $100 bill? In this unforgettable episode of Whimsical Wanderings, host Frank Girard shares a true (and slightly smoke-scented) story from his time at Harv Eker’s Millionaire Mind Intensive.
Told to bring a crisp hundred-dollar bill, Frank assumed he'd leave with wealth strategies and a few motivational mantras. What he didn’t expect? A pot of water, a lighter, and an emotional exercise in letting go. As attendees were asked to symbolically destroy their limiting beliefs—by literally lighting their money on fire—Frank found himself face to face with fear, resistance, and the absurdity of it all.
💵 A real-life mindset challenge🔥 The psychology of wealth, risk, and letting go😂 Equal parts funny, moving, and completely unexpected
This story is for anyone who’s ever clung a little too tightly to comfort, cash, or common sense—and lived to laugh about it.
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The Red Baron of I-85: A True Tale from Frank Girard of Whimsical Wanderings

In this heartwarming and humorous episode of Whimsical Wanderings, podcast host Frank Girard takes us back to the glory days of Southern textiles—when his dad, the founder of Central Yarn and Dyeing in Gastonia, North Carolina, ruled the roads between his three bustling plants in a silver Mercedes-Benz.
Nicknamed “The Red Baron” by his employees, Frank’s dad became a legend on Interstate 85, zooming from factory to factory so fast that his car antenna bent back from sheer speed. Whether checking dye lots, spinning yarn (literally), or beating the clock, he was a blur of motion, dedication, and style.
🧶 True story🚙 Family legacy👔 Southern industrial charm with a whimsical twist
Frank brings the story to life with signature warmth and wit, honoring a man who moved fast, cared deeply, and may have been the first known textile CEO with a personal speed record.
If this story made you smile, share it with someone who loves family legends, fast cars, or fantastic storytelling.
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Frank, Firewalker of the Flaming Path: A True and Slightly Toasted Tale

What do socks, fear, Tony Robbins, and tribal drums have in common?
In this wildly whimsical and true tale from Whimsical Wanderings, host Frank Girard finds himself backstage at Tony Robbins’ Unleash the Power Within event—only to be swept up in a fiery ritual of transformation known as the firewalk.
🎧 Follow along as Frank recounts the moment he was told to take off his socks… and walk barefoot across actual, flaming coals.💥 Witness the power of mindset, the absurdity of group enthusiasm, and the heart-thumping humor of a man facing his fears (and his argyle).💡 Packed with laughs, insight, and a light char on the toes, this episode proves that sometimes the only way forward is through the fire.
✨ True story.🔥 Real fire.👣 No socks were harmed.🎙️ Just one man, a pair of brave feet, and a lesson in courage that crackles.
If it made you laugh, gasp, or reconsider your relationship with floor temperatures—share it with someone bold, barefoot, or currently freaking out about a big decision.
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When Tim Sang with His Daughters and the Moon Cried Cowboy Tears (As Told to Frank by Wes in Nashville)

In this heartwarming and wildly whimsical episode of Whimsical Wanderings, host Frank Girard shares a true story told to him by his Nashville friend Wes Walden—a magical night at the Music City Rodeo where Tim McGraw was joined onstage by his three daughters for an emotional, harmony-filled reunion performance of “Last Dollar (Fly Away).”
As the crowd swooned and harmonies soared, the Aurora of Nashville herself—the moon—was rumored to shed a few glittery tears overhead. Was it the song? The family love? The fiddle solo that briefly awakened two raccoons backstage?
✨ A true story dipped in twang, nostalgia, and celestial whimsy🎤 Tim McGraw’s post-surgery return to the stage🎶 A surprise appearance from his three daughters in full harmony🌝 The moon got emotional. So did several corndogs.
Frank Girard delivers it all—secondhand from Wes, firsthand from the heart.
💫 If this story made you grin (or gently moo in approval), share it with someone who loves music, magic, or has ever cried at a key change.
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Dancing with the Northern Lights

What’s more magical than seeing the Northern Lights? Seeing them wrap around your airplane while cruising at 35,000 feet—and giving them a name like Gladys.
In this delightfully true story, whimsical storyteller Frank Girard speaks with Play Airlines pilot Una, who recalls a surreal flight where the Aurora Borealis danced around her plane, casting a celestial glow that left passengers (and the crew) spellbound.
🌌 A one-of-a-kind Northern Lights encounter in midair🛫 A pilot’s personal story of witnessing nature’s sky ballet🎩 Meet “Gladys,” the aurora with attitude and elegance🎙️ Narrated with wit and wonder by Frank, your roaming reporter💫 A reminder to stop, look up, and say thank you to the sky
This magical moment in aviation will lift your spirits—and possibly make you name your next cloud.
If it brought a smile to your face, share it with someone who loves the sky, strange beauty, or your weird coworker Carl who swears he once saw a rainbow blink.
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Kentucky Derby Cheese Hats Story

What do you get when Wisconsin’s finest cheeses meet high-society Derby fashion? A parade of hats made entirely from award-winning cheese, of course!
In this delightfully true episode of Whimsical Wanderings, host Frank Girard shares the deliciously absurd tale of the Rinds & Roses Collection—real, wearable cheese hats that made a scene at the 151st Kentucky Derby. From Sartori Merlot BellaVitano fascinators to Red Rock headpieces fit for royalty, this story is as rich as a Brie soufflé and twice as fun.
🧀 Real cheese turned into Derby fashion🎩 Created by milliner Christine A. Moore and Wisconsin Cheese🌹 Debuted at the Barnstable Brown Gala and auctioned for charity🐴 A whimsical peek behind the velvet ropes at America’s fanciest horse race
Perfect for fans of food-meets-fashion, Derby traditions, and stories that make you say, “Wait… really?”
If this tale gave you a laugh, share it with a friend who loves hats, horses, or Havarti—and follow Whimsical Wanderings for more true stories that are just too weird and wonderful to make up.

The Night Siobhan Swallowed a Key

In one of the strangest (and most hilarious) acts of friendship ever recorded, Siobhan Stanton of Edinburgh swallowed her best friend Adele’s house key—just to stop her from going home too early.
In this true, wildly whimsical tale told by host Frank Girard of Whimsical Wanderings, we follow the night out that went from pints to panic at A&E, all thanks to an impromptu key-gulping protest that set social media on fire.
🔹 A real-life story of absurd friendship🔹 Viral TikTok moment turned medical mystery🔹 Laugh-out-loud storytelling from Frank, your whimsical roaming reporter🔹 Perfect for fans of quirky human interest stories, pub mishaps, and best friends who take things too far
If this made you laugh, share it with your best friend, your favorite bartender, or your weird coworker Carl.
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